You'll Laugh. You'll Cry. You'll Hurl.
Who knew that the tagline of the greatest movie ever made would predict the intense experience of ayahuasca? As I prepared to travel here, a few people inquired about the famed plant medicine, as it’s endemic to this region. I wasn’t sure, aware of the seriousness/sacredness of the process. Also: you poop and puke! My hostel-friend Marianna hilariously & horrifically recounted the experience she had at her retreat, where a large man named Eric shat and scampered and screamed as much-smaller aides chased him with a syringe of anti-psychotic meds . Apparently he didn’t follow the strict ayahuasca prep diet: no red meat, alcohol, cannabis, caffeine, tobacco, fermented foods, fried foods, refined sugar, or excessive spice for at least a week prior. Go vegan if you can. Mama Aya will clean you out , and Eric (an American, are we surprised?) learned that hard. I didn’t want to repeat the "shetty" experience Scottish Marianna deemed " dis gus tang ," so prior to my ...